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Big Mug Betty

Elephantitus slurpus

Big Mug Betty is driven on by
sheer carbonation. In fact, the convenience store clerk is named in her will. Her “Bladder Buster” mug sits faithfully on her desk like a family pet. Don’t be intimidated by its cement-mixer size. It’s just a little “fix” of soda to get her through the day. What? She’s not at her desk? Fear not. She’ll return soon with an icy refill (Slurrrrrrrp!) and some barbecue Pork Rinds. Can you swig it?!

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