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THE BROWN NOSER

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This office jellyfish is adept at giving special strokes to special folks. The Brown Noser’s natural sheltering instincts gets him into some, shall we say, very tight spots. He survives the potentially harsh corporate environment by mastering the fine art of flattery and latex loyalty. Brown Noser will tell you exactly what you want to hear, as long as you outrank him. If you’re in top management you can rest assured that he’s behind you all the way.

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