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THE CONTROL FREAK

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Grant him the semi-serenity to control … well, everything. This micromanager is super-freaky in an obsessive-compulsive sort of way. When he delegates, prepare to feel his hot breath warming your ear lobes. With the Control Freak in charge, not only are you asked to create the desired results, but you must also do so in his narrowly prescribed manner. But don’t despair, you can get even by hiding his Blackberry.

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