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Embezzlus Plunderus

This Executive Pirate is steering the company ship straight into the Bermuda Triangle. As it slowly sinks under the weight of his bloated “compensation,” he’ll lighten the load by making 22,000 underlings walk the plank while talking the board into a $100 million/0
interest loan.

This sleazy captain won’t go down with the ship, though. While you’re clinging to a rapidly deflating pension, he’ll sail off on the good ship Guaranteed Severance
to plunder yet again.

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