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THE SLACKER

Gluteus lethargicus

Nobody works harder—at getting out of work—than The Slacker, who can usually be found sleeping at his desk under the cover of dullness. His day is spent fine-tuning the “spreadsheet” he cleverly pops up whenever the boss comes around. Otherwise he’s found downloading anything with “Brittney” in the file name, or “IM-ing” with his buddies.

The Slacker might as well have "MIA" printed on his business card. On the bright side, he’s got the coolest screensaver in the office.

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